Top 10 Movies? Pretty off topic.

JimTriche

The Cake, being spongy and without substance, excepting empty calories, promises delight, but this is a Lie, as Cakes are wont to do. Hie ye to a delicious Pie, and thereon receive the blessing of thy Pie God, in the form of vitamins from the fruits or vegetables therein.

Embirsiphone

Jim wins so far :D

RaseCidraen

...Yea, verily. I'd love to steal this to add into my campaign, for flavor :) I can just envision a mad raving street prophet, spouting this at the party :)

Embirsiphone

I don't mind, i think it'd be hilarious :D

JimTriche

Heheheh, that's almost exactly what I'm gonna do. He'll pop in from time to time in fact. He's gonna have one of those food carts you see on the street with various pies. And he'll have a specific combat skill:

Throwing 5
- Pie 8

Bring it on. Pie either does 8M stun damage plus 3L Physical (High stun due to embarrassment) OR it does 4M Stun damage plus 7M Physical (If it's fresh from the oven).

Duskreign

Where do you live where food carts offer up pies on the streets? Because I'm moving in with you.

Embirsiphone

is it sacrilage to admit I actually don't like pie at all.. baked fruit is gross.. though lemon meringue is yummy..

RaseCidraen

There is no sacrilege to not like pie, only to disrespect it!

Embirsiphone

aaahh good then :D That means I won't get scalded with them then..

JimTriche

Actually yes Duskreign, on like, Harvest Day and whatnot, they're actually like little golf carts with ovens on them and a little shelf. They usually sell soda out of coolers for like $1.50 a can too.

Duskreign

Make room and stock your pantry, then. Because I meant it.

Also, does pizza count? Tell me pizza counts.

RaseCidraen

I'd say that Pizza is the Pie-God's favorite. (I mean, it certainly is mine!)

Duskreign

As the Creator of the Pie-God, I'd call that a ruling in favor of pizza.

That being the case, I should like to hand in an application for a position as an Apostle.

Embirsiphone

Oo! I second the motion for apostles..

Pizza is the best pie of them all

RaseCidraen

(Resists the urge to make it Apiestles) I see every reason why Duskreign, and anyone who hands in an application, should be an Apostle!

Embirsiphone

This is awesome:D

Duskreign

Dude, now it HAS to be Apiestles.

RaseCidraen

I suppose yes, it does! Hmm.... damn, now I'm out of pie-puns, but I'm sure I'll think of some soon.

Duskreign

Something about blackbirds numbering four and twenty?

Duskreign

Are the Apiestles held to life a Pieous lifestyle?

Embirsiphone

Now I want to limit the apiestles to four and twenty.. though I'd rather not be baked in a pie..

Duskreign

If there are eight apiestles, we should call ourselves the Divine Octopie

Duskreign

I could be a pie, because I am already filled with shame.

Embirsiphone

that's sounds awesome, the divine Octopie..

I couldn't.. i'm not flaky enough..

Duskreign

lol

RaseCidraen

AHHH! How did I miss the Pieous joke!

gaaran

Man, I can't leave the forums for a moment it seems. Put me down for some apiestle robes! All hail the almighty Pie.

RaseCidraen

You will all be delivered your Apiestle crusts in due time!

JimTriche

Was the Pie God's only begotten tort put on the Sill at Golgotha by Pontius Pie-late?

JimTriche

Yay, work day over. Only 13 hours. Praise Pie. Back in an hour or so when I get to da house.