I'm sure that some people doubt that the cake is a lie. If you're one of those people, you're wrong. It is a lie.
"But Jon," you say. "I must try."
"Very well," I reply. "Look if you must, but you will not find what you seek. Here, take "this map":http://eatmecalifornia.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/vons-plan.jpg?w=500&h=375 to help you look for it."
"Thank you, wise and powerful one!" A challenging look enters your eyes. "What happens if I find it?"
I consider for a moment before responding. "I suppose that raises the moral dilemma that all cake-seekers must inevitably face: "would you really eat found cake?":http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/7/29/"
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"But Jon," you say. "I must try."
"Very well," I reply. "Look if you must, but you will not find what you seek. Here, take "this map":http://eatmecalifornia.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/vons-plan.jpg?w=500&h=375 to help you look for it."
"Thank you, wise and powerful one!" A challenging look enters your eyes. "What happens if I find it?"
I consider for a moment before responding. "I suppose that raises the moral dilemma that all cake-seekers must inevitably face: "would you really eat found cake?":http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/7/29/"
Sooooo, yeah....it's a slow afternoon at work...
http://www.instructables.com/id/PortalRickroll-Cake/
"Portal Cake Recipe":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXzr5iwGFfE