On Beer Fueled Travel Gnomes

CuRoi
CuRoi
edited February 2012 in General Archive
We are really enjoying the DresdenRPG and I'd love to hear about more crazy critter creatures in that system or others!

For anyone playing Dresdenfiles, take a gander at Mickey. I sort of twisted the rules a bit and gave him a Feeding Dependency, but dropped the tpyical vampire fuel of blood, emotion, etc. "Mickey, the Drunken Travel Gnome":http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaigns/summer-crossroads/characters/mickey requires beer to fuel his powers.

I know, first hot dog golems and now a roaming gnome that runs on hops. (The gnome was my fault, not the players.) They wanted to summon him using a Twinkie as bait. That worked somewhat, the beer even better and when he soaked the Twinkie in his Michelob it got even crazier.

Their first task was to ask him to secure a car for them. He led them to the side of a major highway, staggering abit since he had just consumed his body weight in bee. He then called forth a cute little squirrel from the woods. As cars approached he had them dash out into the road. First attempt = squirrel pancake.

Second attempt, well, that one Mickey burped, lost concentration and the squirrel became a raging bear (he was using glamours not real squirrels! Jeez you guys are twisted...) Car stopped, driver fled and Mickey hopped in the driver's seat, his little red pointy hat just visible above the dash. Bastion wasn't happy with that arrangement and nicely asked him to let Anita drive.

Our player Lucian, the Streetwise Stage Magician has the session summary posted for your enjoyment.

Latest session log is up for our campaign: "Should have called Priceline":http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaign/summer-crossroads/adventure-log

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  • GamingMegaverse
    GamingMegaverse
    Posts: 2,998
    Love the humor... Keep up the good work!
    killervp
    "A God...Rebuilt":http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaigns/a-god-rebuilt
    "Duskreign's First Ever COTM":http://www.obsidianportal.com/campaigns/wyrmshadow/wiki_pages/112011

    Just trying to help out.

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